I was really excited to post this picture but as I was editing it I realized how dark and soulless my eyes look. The more I looked at it I started to feel deeply disturbed and got chills down my back and now my whole house is cold and my dog is barking at seemingly nothing. I also keep finding drawers and cabinets open that I know I closed. Anyways I had a lot of fun in this little glass box plz enjoy the photo : )
Oh baby we’re goin on tour! Me, @drewisgooden and @kurtisconner are hitting the road to perform stand up, songs, sketches and MORE! We’ve announced 7 cities so far with more coming soon 🥳 VIP tickets are available now and general admission will be available Monday (link in bio )
Growing a startup is hard. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for the livelihood of all my employees (pictured here ). That's why I rely on the @BrexHQ card, a credit card designed for entrepreneurs. It lives up to the hype, unlike Fyre Festival. #fyreyourcorporatecard #brex #sponsored
Hey guys sorry I haven’t posted any YouTube videos in a while. I’ve been working on something I’m really excited to show you guys 😏 it’s a hole! I dug it in the sand and it’s big enough to comfortably fit one (small ) guy! Thanks for supporting me as I branch out and try something a little different. I’ll post a YouTube video soon I guess.
Just got back from Antarctica as part of my journey to become the real Mr. Worldwide. Fight me @pitbull you coward.